Date: Jan.29.2004

Place: Great Dane- Madison WI

Dear diary,

Today was my first show with Upside Groove Coalition. They are some weird fellows. I think that they are Mormons or something, judging by the size of their porn collections. I sang bare naked on stage (without a guitar that is), and it felt quite odd. I also learned about groupies. They are nice girls who enjoy rock concerts. One of them told me I could have some sweets, I think she was talking about ice cream because she seemed like she likes ice cream. I like ice cream too.

John

Write John at: jv@upsidegc.com