John Vold was born feet first on September 12, and peed on the nurse. He has been rocking out since birth; using a rattle at first, then switching to the guitar at age 16.
Graduated from UWM in 2001 with a BFA in jazz guitar performance; minor study in classical guitar.
 
Into:
Monkey tonk music
Monkey pox music
Swordplay
donut (monkey) holes
 
Goal:
Become international chessmaster supreme
 
Heroes:
Peter Vold
Magic Boy

Secret techniques:
Skull crush
Electric blast

Favorite Music:
Sun Ra
Chopin
Guns 'n' Roses
John Coltrane
Bach
The Beatles
Wu Tang Clan
Debussy
Frank Zappa
Metallica
John Frusciante
Toy Machine Gun
 
Quotes:
"If all men are created equal, then I guess we're all a bunch of stupid, lazy, motherfuckers."
-J. Vold 12/6/03

"C is for cookie, that's good enough for me"
-C. Monster

Write John at: jv@upsidegc.com